That's Some Pig

You are probably wondering why I am holding a gun and standing next to a ginormous pig, well hold on to your britches this is gonna be one wild ride. It was a warm summer night and Matt and I were taking our nightly walk on a path that goes through the woods. We both heard some rustling noises and thought it was just the wind, so we kept walking. Then we heard grunting and had to pause and take a peek. Lo and behold there was a giant gurgling beast waddling right to us. We thought "What the heck!" So I whipped out my 357 magnum that I keep with me at all times and shot it right between the eyes. But that wasn't enough, it kept comin. So I shot it in the head. Nope, that didn't work either. 9 shots later the giant monster had crumpled to the ground. We stepped closer to it and saw it looked like a giant pig!! So now we have oodles of pork chops and bacon stuffed in our freezer. We'll be eaten good tonight! If you need any just give us a call!